Introducing The Broder-o-Matic!

The crackerjack research team at Mock, Paper, Scissors has done it again!

After literally moments of research, we have cracked David Broder’s secret algorithm to writing the patented David Broder Column! Using this handy cut-out-and-keep flow chart, you too can write a David Broder Column without even trying — Just like David Broder!

This entry was posted on Thursday, April 1st, 2010 at 1:41 pm by Tengrain and is filed under media, Pundits who make me crazy, snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

4 Responses to “Introducing The Broder-o-Matic!”

  1. raceynora: April 1st, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    Really – Ten – a girl has her standards – why would I want to write like that hack?

  2. C Montgomery Burns: April 2nd, 2010 at 6:35 am

    Isn’t this the same chart the great Reagan-wannabe uses to
    determine his domestic policy?

    Oh my bad, it’s what he uses to explain why he keeps Emanuel on
    as his chief of staff..

  3. tommyspoon: April 2nd, 2010 at 7:27 am

    I think you forgot to include the “You Kids Get Off My Lawn” step. It’s really important to the Broder. ;-)

  4. Zaius Nation: April 3rd, 2010 at 6:15 am

    Awesome! Broder uses a few more words, but I like your fonts better.