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- Victory Lap Ends in Hawaii - President Carebear flew to Hawaii (bet his arms got tired!), so let the golfing begin! Cokie Roberts wants to know where this place is, none of the Villagers can find it on a map. “We suspect,” she slurred, “it’s somewhere by Georgetown. Pretty risky.” (AFP)
- Confirmations - Oops! The Senate forgot to confirm Nobel prize-winning economist Peter Diamond to the Federal Reserve’s Board. That’s OK, as the GOP didn’t think he was qualified. Time to start over. (Reuters)
- Parking on the lawn again - You’d think Chimpy McStagger’s neighbors would be used to it, wouldn’t you? Anyway, some one in a muscle car lost control and ended up driving all over Chimpy’s lawn; the Secret Service is investigating. Pickles denies she was trying to mow him down. (Reuters)
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To bad Chimpy wasn’t on the lawn, bent over, scooping up some Barney poo.
Photo: Yep, that pooh alright.
1). I always wondered what happened to those American kids would couldn’t find the Pacific Ocean on a map.
2). When will Carebear learn that it isn’t Diamond’s qualifications as an economist, but his qualifications as a stick to beat him with?
3). My newspaper said it was a Barracuda that chewed up Chimpy’s lawn. Do they mean Sarah Palin?
3). Now they corrected their story, claiming it was really a *Cougar* that chewed Chimpy’s lawn.
Does that mean the Grifter swiped Brisket’s baby-daddy?