Pop Quiz!

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After a rally Monday at South Carolina’s Capitol, Bachmann told The Associated Press that she is “in the early talking stages” about a book. The third-term congresswoman says she’s received several requests but is deciding whether she’ll have the time to devote to such an undertaking.

For a full 1/2 point on your final exam, help Bachmann-the-Nut choose a title for her tome. Bonus 1/2 point if you create a photoshop of the cover. In the comments, please.

(Star-Tribune)

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31 Responses to “Pop Quiz!”

  1. JohnnyB: April 19th, 2011 at 9:32 am

  2. JohnnyB: April 19th, 2011 at 9:33 am

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Bev0zFR5P84/Ta24-_jeo7I/AAAAAAAABRk/nKt-anW-0jg/s1600/face%2Bthe%2Bnation.jpg

  3. Paul W. Luscher: April 19th, 2011 at 10:57 am

    I presume it will come in extra-large print and with words no longer than two syllables?

  4. WonderingWilla: April 19th, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Nicely done @JohnnyB

  5. Dimitrios: April 19th, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w215/Dimitrios_Makropoulos/MicheleBachmannAutobioCover01.jpg

    But then, I’m ignoring all the possible code words and dog whistles, which is stupid of me, isn’t it?

  6. TheCunningRunt: April 19th, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    Has My Life As a Dog been taken?

  7. moeman: April 19th, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    No PhotoShop skills so a title it is;

    “Mind if I sit down? I’m carrying quite a load here.”

  8. blue gal: April 19th, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    I tweeted you, also too.

    http://twitpic.com/4mytw2

  9. aramis: April 19th, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    And here you go. Enjoy

    Wingnut Woman!

  10. nycedges: April 19th, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    Here’s my entry:

    http://nycedges.blogspot.com/p/bachmanns-book.html

    Please bear in mind, I never got past Photoshop 101 & I’m lazy…..

  11. Tengrain: April 19th, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    NYCEdges -

    If that is your virgin attempt at Photoshop, you are a Jedi Master in training!

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  12. nycedges: April 19th, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    Aww Tengrain, you are too kind! I got a *** copy of Photoshop about a year ago & have managed to figure out a few basic tricks. Also figured MB is too lazy to come up with anything original, so…..

    [If any Federales are monitoring this site -- I no speaky English so good, "***" means authentico, yes?]

  13. Tengrain: April 19th, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    Ix-nay on the onfessions-cay.

    MPS does/used to get hits from the DOJ (and oddly, nearly daily hits from the Senate Cloakroom where I think the Sargeant at Arms office is, but I don’t think he’s a real sergeant.)

    Rgds,

    TG

  14. Pissed in NYC: April 19th, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    nycedges: Excellent. And Ten, no worries, the DOJ couldn’t possibly waste their time for this piddling shit. They are spending every minute of every day investigating Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, AIG, Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, Merrill Lynch….on, I could go on.

    Oh, and want to feel sorry for me? I am working on a floor in a building housing Morgan Stanley. Across the street form the JP Morgan Chase building. Which is next to Standard’s & Poors. Oh, and the floor my compnay has used to be rented by Goldman Sachs’ high-wealth clients dept. Gotta tell you, their taste is best described as expensive boring/shitty. The carpeting and furniture is heavy and not well-maintained. I walked in, looked around and thought, man, it’s true, money does not buy you taste. Phillistines.

  15. notKeith™: April 19th, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    Sorry I’m late to this game – but I was REQUIRED to enter.. something.. given that I live in Bachmann-the-nut’s district in Minnesota. Here’s my entry. I submit this, truly hoping that Bachmann becomes a “serious” candidate, thereby throwing light on the hidden problem of Marcus. http://www.keithnotkeith.com/snark/mb_book.jpg

  16. Tengrain: April 19th, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    NotKeith -

    Huzzah! To the heart of the matter!

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  17. Texas Betsy: April 19th, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    Here’s an entry from me and the teen.

    From Drop Box
  18. Open Thread | Liberal Media Books: April 19th, 2011 at 11:25 pm

    [...] is hosting an invitational: What will be the title of Michele Bachmann’s rumored book? He also invited willing [...]

  19. nonnie9999: April 20th, 2011 at 1:16 am

    i suppose i could update this poster with the subtitle I didn’t run away with the circus, the circus ran away with me.

  20. steve: April 20th, 2011 at 6:00 am

    chalkboards greatest hits

  21. nycedges: April 20th, 2011 at 7:07 am

    @notKeith…SNAP!! (has anyone noticed that hubby is a dead ringer for Chastity/Chaz Bono??)
    @nonnie, not fair! that’s like hanging a Monet at a High School art contest
    and finally… Tengrain, thanks for the redactions…my bad

  22. Tengrain: April 20th, 2011 at 7:35 am

    Steve -

    Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.

    Yes, she is the living personification of fingernails on a chalkboard.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  23. Tengrain: April 20th, 2011 at 7:37 am

    From Count Typo:

  24. ed kriner: April 20th, 2011 at 7:50 am

    Going Vague

  25. JazMac: April 20th, 2011 at 9:58 am

    “Not Your Mother’s Tea Party!”

    http://tinyurl.com/3v8yskn

  26. aramis: April 20th, 2011 at 10:51 am

    As requested,

    Batshit Girl

    Great work done by everyone so far!

  27. John: April 20th, 2011 at 11:32 am

    I’m late to the party, but I’ve cross-posted an entry here:

    http://you.arehated.com/2011/04/adventures-in-cross-posting.html

  28. Sarah: April 20th, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/37566903@N02/5638969912/in/photostream

  29. Sarah: April 20th, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    I’ll SEE YOUR STUPID, AND I’LL RAISE YOU A CRAZY: HOW TO TURN PSYCHOSIS INTO A WINNING POLITICAL HAND

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/37566903@N02/5638969912/in/photostream

  30. Vixen Strangely: April 21st, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    This idea is a little rough, and my submission is awfully late but here’s a link to mine:

    http://vixenstrangelymakesuncommonsense.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh-damn-this-is-little-late-but-picture.html

    For what it’s worth, my medium is Paint. Yes. Old school.

  31. Tengrain: April 21st, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    Vixen, I love it!

    Rgds,

    TG