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School Daze - Theocrat dimwit and noted secessionist Rick Perry released his grades, and let’s just say that his transcript makes Chimpy look like a Rhodes Scholar. But Goodhair makes a joke of it:
“I graduated in the top 10 of my graduating class — of 13.”
- Speaking of dumb – The assorted Orcs and Dorks of the GOP really are knuckle-dragging dingbats: 2/3 of them agree that Social Security is some sort of criminal enterprise. (Bloomberg)
- Rewards – Hahaha! Hey guys, remember that time that successful baby mill operator and woman who speaks to God Bachmann-the-Nut told us that HPV vaccination leads to little girls being retarded? Me Neither! Anyway, Steven Miles, a University of Minnesota bioethicist professor is offering $1,000 for medical proof that a woman’s daughter suffered mental retardation from the vaccine for human papillomavirus virus. (Star Tribune)
Speaking of dumb – The assorted Orcs and Dorks of the GOP really are knuckle-dragging dingbats: 2/3 of them agree that Social Security is some sort of criminal enterprise.
And Louie Gohmert (Rocket Scientist – TX) proposes eliminating the corporate income tax (and yes, he named it the “American Jobs Act”, because Hopey and the gang haven’t managed to submit their own proposal with a name yet).
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Hell, I’ll kick in another $1000 for proof!
But being dumb isn’t a problem if you’re a Republican. Indeed, you can bet Perry’s base cheered and clapped and yelled “Finally, a candidate JUST LIKE US!”
- Badtux the Snarky penguin