Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
(The Citizen of Laconia) Twenty-three Skiddoo, would-be presidential candidate and theocrat wing-ding Randal Terry is stylin’!
- Separation of Church and State, not so much - Notable theocrat Bryan Fischer says that when we elect a president, we are in fact, choosing a minister of God. So clearly, then, God wanted us to be muslins? (Fair Warning! the link is to ground zero of teh stoopid: AFA)
- Holy Crap – That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum has climbed up to third place in the Iowa polls. Jar’ed baby Gabriel is gonna buy the first round! (The Ticket)
- Endorsements – Infamous pamphleteer and white sale devotee Ron Paul gets an endorsement from another fellow-whack job. Meet Phillip Kayser is pastor of the Dominion Covenant Church in Omaha, Nebraska, who for fun wants to kill gays, delinquent children, and adulterers. I wonder why Newticles didn’t earn this endorsement? (Throckmorton)
TG, you got the rickwrong
Dear TenGrain,
“Holy Crap” – once again you are mixing your Ricks (think Northern and Southern Rick maybe?).
It should have escaped me in my percoset haze but I just couldn’t believe Perry could make it 3rd anywhere.
SkinnyDennis, I like to think of it as a “Rickaround”
Skinny-D passes the quiz and spotted the error!
Red-faced,
TG
TexBetsy was right and I claim the Hunter Thompson handicap.
It took me at least 4 minutes just to realize there was no carriage return on this machine and 1 minute to type the rest!
Pimpin’ ain’t easy.
He really does look like a cheap pimp.
Just sayin’….
Photo: So when is a PETA crazy going to throw paint on Randal because he has made their “internal thing” his external thing?
1). More important than a presidential candidate’s marital state are his martial attitudes, and if these evangelicals were truly Christian, they would be more concerned with foreign policy than fornication.
2). Is that really Rick rising, or is it just a concentric wave of Santorum passing from where the SS Herman Cain sank?
3). When Kayser lauds “Biblical civics” which covenant do you imagine he has in mind — Old or New Testament? Me, too.
IS THAT REAL FUR?!
Where the hell is PETA with that blood splatter? Finally the terror pimp will mirror his artwork.
“Choose LIFE and wear it well . . . “