News that will drive you to drink
(The Citizen of Laconia) Twenty-three Skiddoo, would-be presidential candidate and theocrat wing-ding Randal Terry is stylin’!
- Separation of Church and State, not so much - Notable theocrat Bryan Fischer says that when we elect a president, we are in fact, choosing a minister of God. So clearly, then, God wanted us to be muslins? (Fair Warning! the link is to ground zero of teh stoopid: AFA)
- Holy Crap – That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum has climbed up to third place in the Iowa polls. Jar’ed baby Gabriel is gonna buy the first round! (The Ticket)
- Endorsements – Infamous pamphleteer and white sale devotee Ron Paul gets an endorsement from another fellow-whack job. Meet Phillip Kayser is pastor of the Dominion Covenant Church in Omaha, Nebraska, who for fun wants to kill gays, delinquent children, and adulterers. I wonder why Newticles didn’t earn this endorsement? (Throckmorton)