News Briefs
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(Twitter) Rupert Murdoch enjoys seeing Iowa knee-deep in Santorum. Eww, gross x2!
- Divine Interventions - Yet another pastor has asked the girl with the far-away eyes, theocrat baby-mill operator Michele Bachmann to quit her doomed campaign, so as to not split the vote with notable theocrat and frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum. (KTUL)
- Southward, Ho’s - Short on cash and brain cells, theocrat secessionist Rick Perry and theocrat baby mill operator Michele Bachmann are going to skip the North East and move directly into campaigning in the south. (TPM)
- Tying the knot - It might cause Frothy to faint, but two-time Olympic Champion Johnny Weir married his boyfriend Victor Voronov over the weekend. Congratulations to the happy couple. (On Top)
