Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
Evolved couch sitter Brian Kilmead loves women, too bad he repells them. Even Petunia.
- The Taxman laughs – Hey guys, you remember Black Walnut’s 999 Plan? Here’s Frothy’s 90% Plan the top 1% get 90% of the tax cut. (Fair Warning! – It’s a PDF: Citizens for Tax Justice)
- Gay Republican Blogger (not Sully, the other one) Kevin DuJan is convinced that the Gaystapo is what is stopping him from getting the hot twinks to date him. Oh, his conspiracy also includes that they are trying to poison his cocktails. All this because he continues to schlep water for Wingnuttia and Xristian Xrazies. Those meanies! (Joe.My.God — but you must read the original post, it is jaw-droppingly surreal.)
- Man calls 911 after gluing plastic cups to his head. (Note to self: buy plastic cups this weekend.) (The Sideshow)
O.K., Tengrain, that clip drove me to drink.
Now who’s going to drive me back home?
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See, that’s the Faux natural level. Shrieking about dick measuring contests. If they would stick to that, well, they would be basically ignorable but they lurves them some pollyticks and that’s when they get troublesome. Not to say that this clip is not as stupid as a ball peen hammer, of course.