Flip-Flopping is Mitt’s Best Friend
Mitt Romney is such an ass. He would sell his mother to win the election. He has flipped positions so many times, he would get a 10 on the uneven bars. He makes shit up – like the number of jobs Bain Capital (a venture capital firm – which is designed to make money by getting rid of jobs) has created. He calls Obama a socialist, refuses to release his tax return, ties his dog to the car, denies involvement with Romneycare, thinks only the rich should run for office, thinks corporations are people, claims he is unemployed, and touts he is the everyman.
But as awful as Mitt is – his rivals for the GOP nomination are even worse. He is going to get the Republican nod. The only mysteries are when will this all be over (stretching this out only ends up costing more and watching more of Romney’s shit float to the surface) and which one of the losers following the diamond man will become his brunette. The soap opera known as Teabaggers Prefer Blondes was over once Jeb, Mitch and Chris decided to exit stage right and leave the entertainment to deranged clowns like Perry and Bachmann.
Don’t you know that a candidate being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn’t vote for a girl just because she’s pretty, but my goodness, doesn’t it help?
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox!
I like Debbie Wasserman Schults’s characterization of Mittens as a “job cremator”. Now if folks would start referring to his once-and-future company as Bane Capital, it would be even better.
Dave -
Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.
Debbie is pretty fun. I cannot remember Terry McCaulif ever having a good line.
Regards,
Tengrain
Diamonds are a Romney’s bets friend! Awesome!
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Say what you will about Romney, he still doesn’t scare me as much as the American Taliban of Perry, Bachmann, and Santorum. A flip flopper and money grubbing attention whore can be forced to do things that they don’t believe. Its those faith based, running because “GOD” told them to, who make me feel a cold chill down my spine. They are the ones who base everything on only the Old Testament, as interpreted by some fundementalist shit bag.