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(The Ticket) Spotted just hours after Newt Gingrich told Mitt Romney to spare the nation his “pious baloney”.
- Keep f***ing that chicken - Haha! A record 40% of Americans now identify themselves as independent, and neither members of the GOP nor Democratic parties. It is the highest number ever recorded by Gallup. (Politico)
- The every man, Willard - Robotic flip-flopping hairpiece, Willard has doubled-down on his claim of being unemployed like the rest of us hobos, and now tells us that he knows “what its’ like to worry about whether or not you are going to get fired,” Romney said. “There are times when I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip.” He then Blue Screened and had to be rebooted. (ABC)
- Santorum floats to top (Ewww, gross!) - That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum is now rated in second place (following Willard) in national polls. (TPM)
Rick Perry, of all people, has the best variation of Willard “pink slip” line so far. “Now I have no doubt Mitt Romney was worried about pink slips, whether he’d have enough of them to hand out.”
I’m sure he didn’t write it, but he delivered it without losing his place in the sentence, so full marks.
Santorum floats to top
Isn’t his week at the top of the Not-Romney list over yet? Will they start over again with Nein-Nein-Nein?
It’s just not the same without One L.
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Yay Santorum! I like his frothy sweater vest.
Santorum’s looking for the coveted endorsement from the Anti-Saloon League.