Pray away the…

…disease?

Sweet baby Jeebus playing doctor! The National Institute of Health spent $660,000 dollars studying the effectiveness of praying away AIDS.

(The Friendly Atheist)

8 Responses to “Pray away the…”

  1. jo6pac:

    Hell I would done for half as much and donated half of what recieved. That’s just me.

  2. SkinnyDennis:

    I’ve been praying away fucked up right wing assholes for years. Pretty sure they’re all going to die.

  3. jimbo123:

    Hah! They should have waited until 2012. President Sanroum would have doubled their grant!

  4. Mac from Oregon:

    There is no cure for religious assholes that praying will cure.
    One more donation off my list.

  5. Axel Grease:

    i wish they would have spent it on praying away Marcus Bachmann

  6. Zaius Nation:

    They study effect of prayer on cancer too. What’s the big deal? $660,000 is not that much money, nor does it prove or disprove the existence of god. It’s just a study.

  7. k55f:

    Actually, the budget went over $6,000 dollars.
    Prayer works! You all are just praying to the wrong gods.
    Gozer!
    Gozer!!
    Gozer!!!
    Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him… that of a Giant Sloar! many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.

  8. Dimitrios:

    The next time anyone on The National Institute of Health has an accident, I want the emergency room team to try praying away exsanguination.