News that will drive you to drink
The instant that the polls closed in New Hampshire, all the media said it was Romney-Paul-Huntsman. So that’s enough of that.
- Racist blames “them” for termination – Notable Nixon speechwriter and ancient white troll Pat Buchanan is blaming his pending dismissal from MSNBC on militant gay right supporters and (ahem) People of Color. (Think Progress)
- In a heartbeat - Hey guys, remember that time a nutty Xristian Xrazy Lady (redundant? Yes.) in Ohio, Janet Folger-Porter, tried to get a fetus to testify to the state legislature, but it embryo’ed the Fifth Amendment and didn’t let them listen to its heartbeat? Me Neither!, but anyway she’s at it again. She rounded up scads of children to pass out Teddy Bears with heartbeats to the legislators. Now maybe they will outlaw aborting plush toys. (WTAM)
- The Oklahoma law banning Sharia Law is found unconstitutional, and the Justices there were scratching their heads to try to figure out what problem they were trying to solve. (WSJ)