Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
The instant that the polls closed in New Hampshire, all the media said it was Romney-Paul-Huntsman. So that’s enough of that.
- Racist blames “them” for termination – Notable Nixon speechwriter and ancient white troll Pat Buchanan is blaming his pending dismissal from MSNBC on militant gay right supporters and (ahem) People of Color. (Think Progress)
- In a heartbeat - Hey guys, remember that time a nutty Xristian Xrazy Lady (redundant? Yes.) in Ohio, Janet Folger-Porter, tried to get a fetus to testify to the state legislature, but it embryo’ed the Fifth Amendment and didn’t let them listen to its heartbeat? Me Neither!, but anyway she’s at it again. She rounded up scads of children to pass out Teddy Bears with heartbeats to the legislators. Now maybe they will outlaw aborting plush toys. (WTAM)
- The Oklahoma law banning Sharia Law is found unconstitutional, and the Justices there were scratching their heads to try to figure out what problem they were trying to solve. (WSJ)
Our media truly loves us…look how hard they work to preserve the illusion of democracy!
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Willard’s attempt at the White House will fail for one glaring, apparent reason: he inspires no one.
The majority of those polled say that he is the one ‘most likely to beat Obama.’ No talk of how he articulates a better America, no talk of why his vision is superior to the president’s.
When voter subscription is based on loathing, failure is a foregone conclusion.
That said, I can’t wait for the convention.
It’s gonna be one hell of a blood bath/feeding frenzy.
Mr. Burns you needn’t wait that long, South Carolina is coming up shortly. Crack open the popcorn and watch the Newticles go after Romney.