Notable hair-helmeted millionair heir Willard thinks attacks on him are signs of class warfare and envy.
Meanwhile, plans continue for the design of his California beach-front mansion as soon as he gets permission to rid the property of the $16-million teardown.
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No, Mittens. It’s warfare against predatory lizard people from outer space.
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Ummmm. . . . do you mean helmet haired, perhaps?
More loathsomeness about Mittens – 28 min. movie: When Mitt Romney came to town
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/12/watch-when-mitt-romney-came-to-town/?utm_source=Raw+Story+Daily+Update&utm_campaign=66b02af165-1_12_111_12_2012&utm_medium=email
That response has all the maturity of an angry, 14 year old girl. “You’re all just jealous of me” Sheesh. The guy sounds like Sarah Palin. C’mon, Mitt…start calling them all “haters” now.
Willard is as blind and as tone-deaf as Louis XVI was in 1789.
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Can hair be a verb? I mean I know for many men hair is past-tense (hahaha), but I always thought it was right to compound the phrase this way.
Rgds,
TG
TG
The phrase “helmet haired” is a noun followed by
an adjective. It’s no different than long-haired
or short-haired or wire-haired (like a terrier)
in terms of its usage. Moreover, I should have
hyphenated the words.
I don’t understand how a verb enters the picture.
Keep up the wonderful work on your site.
In this slicked-down incarnation, “helmet-haired” (with hyphen) is an adjectival phrase which can only modify a noun, such as “douche-bag.” It is decidedly NOT a noun by any definition of that term.
Nonetheless, as time marches on my opinion of Mr. Romney’s I.Q. is shriveling like a little boy pissing into a blizzard. Soon there won’t be a thing to hold onto, and Mitt will join the pantheon of smears decorating the celestial toilet paper of time.