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Vivre les Freedom Frites!
- We need some kryptonite - Jeepers! That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum is now getting questions about his ugly sweater vests. And Frothy replies, that his vests are the source of his power. (LATimes)
- Why are Blam-Blam and Chimpy Laughing - The four Marines urinating on corpses have been identified and now Hillary Clinton is calling for War Crime charges. (CBS)
- Consistency - Noted dumbbell theocrat secessionist Rick Perry still cannot remember the names of the three agencies he wants to eliminate. (Think Progress)
Sacre Bleu!
I do believe Massachusetts gave Amerika the original Tea Party, n’est ce pas?