Happy Hour News Briefs
Drink up, bitches!
- Recruiting ‘em young - Hey guys! Guess what?! That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum has announced his Florida Leadership Team, and Vern Buchanan (R – Sarasota) is a member of it. You may remember Vern from the failed Personhood Florida debacle, you know, declaring fetuses and zygotes as citizens. You might also remember Vern from kick-back schemes where his employees at used car lots donated to Vern’s campaign and were then reimbursed. He’s a fraud just like Frothy! (Florida Independent)
- Endorsements - Team Anyone-but-Willard is getting desperate! Gay-sex obsessed wing-ding and Family Research Council President Tony Perkins announced on a conference call that social conservatives had officially settled on Frothy as their preferred candidate for the Republican nomination. I guess that they haven’t heard that fetus jar Gabriel was an abortion to save Karen Santorum’s life. (Think Progress)
- Speaking of Karen - Stockholm Syndrome wannabee Karen Santorum doesn’t understand why gays hate Frothy:
“As Rick’s wife, I have known him and loved him for 23 years,” she said. “I think it’s very sad what the gay activists have done out there. They vilify him. It is so wrong. He loves them. What he has simply said is marriage shouldn’t happen.”
“As far as hating, it’s very unfortunate that has happened,” Karen Santorum added. “A lot of it is backyard bullying, where people will come up to us and they’ll say something. And we’ll ask them to give us an example, and they can’t even provide one example as to why they took the position they took.”
I guess all that free-love and abortions in her past has deranged Karen and she has forgotten all the overturning DADT, man-on-dog, and pedophilia, and various other less-than-human comments. (Raw Story)
- For that swine, Graves - You know that sports guy, you know, that one, the praying one? Teabag, Teacup? Whatever! Anyway, the Concerned Women For America (an anti-abortion front group led by some dudes) wants Tebow to be in their parade! They are like all super-excited to have a vestal virgin to throw into the volcano! (CWFA)
I once saw a “baby changing station” in a public men’s room – yes, a public MEN’S room!
I’ve NEVER understood why people can’t just be happy with the baby they have!!!
Is it just me or does anyone else’s gaydar scream when Rick Santorum appears on the screen? Remember his formerly hunky former communications director, an out gay man? Just saying.
Apparently the CWFA group is a force to be reckoned with.
In perusing their site, I found that they were right on top of that nasty threat to ‘the American Way’…’activists’ pushing to have Bert & Ernie marry. Bloody good thing someone is looking out for the national threat of ‘puppets gone wrong’.
Florida Leadership Team.
Fleet for short?
Mr. Runt, “…I can’t understand why people can’t just be happy with the baby they have.” You must not have seen the babies I have, sheesh, I can understand totally.
@ Lsamsa,
If Bert and Ernie would be allowed to marry, wouldn’t that just lead up to worse things such as ‘man on puppet’ sex? Just sayin’.
Lefty, Man-on-Sock-Puppet Sex has been with us as long as, um, socks.