Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
Sweet mutha of Jeebus, I thought this was Donnie Darko and the bunny rabbit for a moment.
- Recalls - Hey guys, remember when the wall-eyed git and wholly-owned Koch Brothers’ asset, WI Governor Scott Walker basically screwed the working people of his state and they threatened a recall? Me Neither!, but anyway it seems that activists needed 500,000 signatures to trigger a recall; they got over 1-million signatures that they turned in today. If they had a little longer, they probably could get enough to not only trigger the recall, but enact it too! (Think Progress)
- Personhood - Four of the five remaining Republican 2012 Goat Rodeo candidates will participate in Wednesday’s Presidential Pro-life Forum in South Carolina. Willard, not technically “alive” will not be attending. Newticles believes life begins after he locks the office door, Frothy believes life begins with a whimper and shame, Governor Goodhair cannot remember when life begins (“Um, Cleveland?”), and Goldbug says that market forces determine life, once they’ve agreed on a profit motive.(Christian News Wire)
- Take THAT, Michele Obama! - Notable corn king Senator Chuck “I Am NOT a Nail” Grassley says that if you want to end childhood obesity, gotta put those kids to work. (Think Progress)
Thanks for the story on recalling Turdwaffle. BBBB has a nice post on it, too, but more importantly: Turdwaffle cannot be bothered to talk to the press about it, he is in New York sucking up at an out-of-state-money, $2500 a plate dinner where he is complaining about…. out of state (union) money.
If you want to slap this dick-knuckle down and give the Koch-suckers a black eye, here are some places to throw in a couple of nickels and dimes:
http://www.unitedwisconsin.com/jan17
http://www.progressivesunited.org/
https://secure.actblue.com/contribute/page/orangetoblue2012?refcode=2012_01_17_Wisconsin
Wisconsin thanks you. After we send him to the cornfield, come on up and we’ll deep-fry something for you.
WILLARD, not technically “alive” will not be attending.
Non Carbon-Based Life Form Libel!!1one!!
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It is 1.9 million signatures and they are going after more than Turdwaffle himself..the Lt Gov and more legislators..this made my week! I got the particulars at my place.
I don’t think I want to know the internet browsing habits of the person that found that video. Or do I?
“I’m sorry, but Mommy and Father McFeelie say my wee-wee will fall off if it sees your wee-wee. We better wait until my wee-wee goes blind from, um, well, you know.“
Video: What! The PedoBear has an evil twin?
1). A few more votes and Wisconsin would have been able to deport Walker to Illinois.
2). Life actually begins immediately after the alcohol fumes suppress one’s thoughts of Jeebus, fear of social disease, and all memory of the costs and bother of parenting.
3). Which demonstrates Senator Grassley’s philosophy that the only plausible reason for expending energy is predicated upon the possibility of making a buck.