If It Walks Like A Duck
it quacks like a fake psychiatrist.
Controversial psychiatrist quack, Keith Ablow, who works for Fox News (that is a surprise!) has written an article his love ode to Newt Gingrich. Ablow’s conclusion? Gingrich’s infidelity and three wives will make him a better president.
1) Three women have met Mr. Gingrich and been so moved by his emotional energy and intellect that they decided they wanted to spend the rest of their lives with him.
2) Two of these women felt this way even though Mr. Gingrich was already married.
3 ) One of them felt this way even though Mr. Gingrich was already married for the second time, was not exactly her equal in the looks department and had a wife (Marianne) who wanted to make his life without her as painful as possible.
Ablow’s Theory: When three women want to sign on for life with a man who is now running for president, I worry more about whether we’ll be clamoring for a third Gingrich term, not whether we’ll want to let him go after one.
Who knew the mental health team at Fox News was so insightful and so progressive? Ablow, who attended is embarrassing the hell out of Brown University and Johns Hopkins Medical School right now, thinks that multiple marriages that include asking wife #1 for a divorce while getting chemo and asking wife #2 for an open marriage because his new girlfriend was better for his chances at the Presidency, is just what the country needs. With a country that believes that tax cuts for the rich mean manna from heaven for the masses and that eliminating Medicare is good for health of the nation – NONE of this should come as a surprise.
I hope anyone who goes to Ablow for therapy gets some therapy. BTW, Ablow has a tattoo on his right thigh depicting hands prying open a human head. That says it all
BTW – With those tattoos, Ablow, who is Jewish – cannot be buried in a Jewish cemetery. Thank YWHW for small favors.
If Newt Gingrich can get laid by at least three different women, there’s no excuse for anyone not to get laid.
With three marriages in his past (and present), it’s odd he’s not living somewhere in Utah or Arizona with a mess of sister wives.
My God, If Fox News has a Medical “B” Team, sue them for malpractice now, even if they haven’t treated you! It’s gotta be a slam dunk.
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Poor FAUX.
The WaPo and our other corporate media have moved so far to the right in the couple decades, they’ve had to go off the deep end just to maintain brand separation.
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Newt
Mitt
I think the other candidates messed up big time.
1 name, 4 letters, 1 syllable, preferably ending in T
Twat, Twit, Kant, Kewt, Blat, Butt…
Trek, Twig, Banq, Bink, Brod, Brud..
The answer, sitting there and no one knew the question
Wow, awesome poster.
You might enjoy a visit to this site.
is that thing about the tattoo for realz?
If so, that’s…pretty fucked up.
I was thinking that the tattoo was the one on his forehead.
That would be f’d up.
Mr. A-Blow’s logic is… well, um, peckable!
I think we need a second opinion on this. Doctor Phil????
According to Keith Ablow’s logic the Wilt Chamberlain would be the greatest choice for President Ever since 14,000 woman trusted him.
according to blowhard-quack Ablow the following people would all make excellent presidents
Jennifer O’Neill, Zsa Zsa Gabor – 9 marriages (3x better than Newt!)
Elizabeth Taylor, Mickey Rooney, Lana Turner, Larry King, Artie Shaw – 8 marriages
Gloria Swanson, Jerry Lee Lewis, Tony Curtis, – 6 marriages
and my personal choice for the next president – with 6 marriages (meaning he would be twice as good as Gingrich)
Gregg Allman, because there is nothing like having Cher as a ex-wife First Lady
I’m sure a half mill account at Tiffanys had nothing to do with Calistas attraction to pasty flabby old Newt.
OK, gang, enough, already… this shit was fun for about five minutes. Forgive my not getting as worked up over it as everybody else here. Perhaps it’s the fact that I’m actually from Washington DC and, having seen more politician sex scandals than I can shake a stick at — going all the way back to Wilbur Mills and Fanne Foxe — I’m a bit more cynical and jaded about this kind of bullshit.
Granted, the likes of Newticles and Faux News are a bunch of flaming hypocrites for yammering about Family Values™ and then twisting themselves into pretzels trying to justify Newticles cheating on his first wife with the woman who’d become his second wife, etc.
Newticle’s marital adventures, at the end of the day, are just another sex scandal, a non-issue which has absolutely zero relevance in the amount of misery inflicted on our daily lives by the State.
While the media and self-righteous Liberals are raving and drooling over Newticle’s marriage scandal, the Donkeycrats and GOP are in collusion in an attempt to censor the Internet and continue US imperialist adventurism in Afghanistan; Obummer still hasn’t closed Guantanamo, he’s signed a bill giving the military the power to “disappear” US citizens at will, continues a terror-bombing campaign in Afghanistan and Pakistan using robot airplanes, and is leading in the amount of campaign contributions from bankers and finance capitalists. Thanks to US State collusion with finance capitalism, wealth disparity in the US continues to grow.
Corporate/Military dictatorship, predatory capitalism, and endless war: these are what the real issues are, things far more important than who Newt Gingrich is sticking his dick in this week.
Get a fucking grip, people.
In all fairness (ha) though, Faux isn’t the only network that relies on skanky medical “experts”. NBC’s Today Show has long been notorious for bringing on doctors to pimp corporate pharmaceuticals, and let’s not forget CNN’s infamous pill pusher, Sanjay Gupta.
Wilbur Mills and Fanne Foxe…
Good times, good times.
Rgds,
TG
is that thing about the tattoo for realz?
Probably not. Looks as if “bad” Jewish people get their own part of the cemetery, ‘though.
Fox only loses about 10% of their viewers per year – if this nonsense from A blow doesn’t hasten the exodus away from Fox – then nothing will.