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maybe if Sarah Palin gets lasik they can give her a brain or a heart
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4 Responses to “Miracle Ads”

  1. Laura: January 22nd, 2012 at 9:08 am

    LOL!
    Who knew a pair of glasses could drag one down SO much!

  2. Dimitrios: January 22nd, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Once he can see, perhaps Mr. Lasik will have reconstructive surgery on his moniker, transplanting a vowel from his surname to his forename.

    As for the patient, Mooselini requires an asspendectumy, removing the optical nerve from her posterior sphincter, in order to dump her shitty outlook on life.

  3. Bruce388: January 22nd, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    Sarah did have Lasik surgery, according to news reports. Even though she no longer needs glasses she wears them so she’ll “appear smarter.” It’s time she was told that strategy isn’t working.

  4. Randall: January 23rd, 2012 at 8:33 am

    …or a soul.