News that will drive you to drink
Petunia damns Newticles with faint praise.
- Hired! - Meet Rev. O’Neal Dozier. He is the honorary Florida Campaign Manager for notable homophobic theocrat and human skid-mark Rick Santorum who declares that “[Gays] make God want to vomit.” No wonder Frothy wanted to scoop him up! (Mother Jones)
- The Right to Life Ends at Birth - The Xristian Xrazies are announcing today on the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade the First State Initiative, in which they state that there are 6 states that only have one abortion clinic and they are determined to have a first abortion-free state by the 40th anniversary. (Christian News Wire)
- Tweet, twit, twat – The twitter account of Iowa’s own royalty, the Korn King Chuck “I am not a NAIL” Grassley was hacked! And the anonymous hacker tweeted in full sentences and used correct grammar, so everyone knew it was not Chuck! (And it was not me, clearly…) (Raw Story)
Holy crap on mom’s shoes, Batman! There’s another 2012 Goat Rodeo debate tonight. What the heck do these mouth-breathing paste eaters not know about these wing-dings yet?