Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
Petunia damns Newticles with faint praise.
- Hired! - Meet Rev. O’Neal Dozier. He is the honorary Florida Campaign Manager for notable homophobic theocrat and human skid-mark Rick Santorum who declares that “[Gays] make God want to vomit.” No wonder Frothy wanted to scoop him up! (Mother Jones)
- The Right to Life Ends at Birth - The Xristian Xrazies are announcing today on the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade the First State Initiative, in which they state that there are 6 states that only have one abortion clinic and they are determined to have a first abortion-free state by the 40th anniversary. (Christian News Wire)
- Tweet, twit, twat – The twitter account of Iowa’s own royalty, the Korn King Chuck “I am not a NAIL” Grassley was hacked! And the anonymous hacker tweeted in full sentences and used correct grammar, so everyone knew it was not Chuck! (And it was not me, clearly…) (Raw Story)
Holy crap on mom’s shoes, Batman! There’s another 2012 Goat Rodeo debate tonight. What the heck do these mouth-breathing paste eaters not know about these wing-dings yet?
What the mouth-breathing paste eaters don’t yet know about these wind-dings is which one of them will choke on his own feces next… it’s a real dirty-nail-biter!!!
this should be the one where newt really goes to town on mittens
i bet the serial marriage man feels real emboldened now – and the media loves him!
Go lil Ricky, GO!
Is “Capitalism” a drinking word?
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I thinl Petunia may be auditioning for wife four…”a brilliant man” Really. How about a blow hard scuzzzbag who wouldn’t know morality if it bit him in the ass?…asshats.
I can’t believe I watched the whole thing.
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Thunder -
I shut it off after Newticles declared war on Cuba. That shit just isn’t funny.
Rgds,
TG
Video: As Newt has never done anything other than politics, if you take politics out of it, I do believe that all the people who sit on Petunia’s Faux Nuze couch might say Newt is a brilliant man. Of course, they’re just as likely to say that gravity is unconstitutional.
1). The force must be strong in Rev. Dozier, he’s managed to fit the whole Worldwide Christian Church into little old Pompano Beach.
2). Pro-Life Organization is about “To announce a grass roots campaign that will …”
Pardon me, but for a grass roots campaign, aren’t you coming from the wrong direction?
3). Proper spelling and grammar will get you thrown out of a Tea Bagger meeting as sure as someone will shoot their mouth off.
“[Gays] make God want to vomit.” Is that what He told you, Lil Ricky? Why doesn’t God smite them? Or turn them straight? What’s the story, Lil Ricky? God couldn’t be a figment of your imagination, could he?
I’ll be watching the State of the Union Speech, but I am recording the debate. I would not want to miss question which results in Mitt Romney tipping over his podium and running over to Newt Gingrich and punching him in the mouth. The mouth punch would be followed by a few VERY satisfying rib-kicks.
The GOP “took a shine to Dozier”. Chortle