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“Numbers are numbers.” — Petunia

  • Numbers - Two-thirds of our fellow hobos say that it is much harder now to rise to the top than previously. The remaining 1/3 are the Romney Family. (The Hill)
  • CSI-Madison - Even more of the former staffers from wall-eye git Scott Walker county days are arrested or waiting charges. (Think Progress)
  • Two heads are not better than one - the co-CEOs of troubled somewhat-smart phone maker RIM are leaving to spend more time with their families. Or something. (Raw Story):

8 Responses to “News Briefs”

  1. Mark E. Bye:

    I think the wall-eyed git you are referring to is our own Governor Snot Wanker (and not Dick Scoot).

  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©:

    Hello!

    And I was born in Broward County Memorial Hospital.
    ~

  3. Another Kiwi:

    “Numbers are numbers…Tyler, I’ll give you the last word”. It is only through the jettisoning of each and every journalistic ethic that a FOX career can be attained.

  4. Reamus:

    Wonder if Petunia has the use of that brain all day…jackass

  5. RevZafod:

    Does that mean there are two RIMjobs available?

  6. Bruce388:

    Petunia’s IQ number is on the looooooow side. At least her head didn’t explode when confronted with an Obama defense.

  7. TheCunningRunt:

    It’s interesting to me that the only FACTS in that clip were dismissed out of hand by that dim-witted bimbo.

    Just sayin’.

  8. Dimitrios:

    Video: Numbers are numbers and facts are facts, but you still can’t catch more flies with honey than you can with a catcher’s mitt.

    1). The North American Dream has become less like a goal and more like a mirage, complete with desert and circling buzzards.

    2). I believe that anybody who is convicted of stealing money from a zoo fund should serve out his prison sentence in one, as an exhibit.

    3). In the case of Balsillie, Jim’s left the company to spend more time shopping for a NHL hockey team for Hamilton, Ontario.