Plaudits

Newt-and-Callista

Staff-banging serial adulterer Newt Gingrich received some complimentary words from an unlikely source:

“NOM congratulates Newt Gingrich on his impressive come-from-behind victory in South Carolina… It is now clear that the Republican Party will nominate a candidate who is strongly committed to preserving marriage as the union of one man and one woman.”

–Brian Brown, the president of the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) today congratulated GOP presidential contender Newt Gingrich on his victory in the South Carolina primary.

16 Responses to “Plaudits”

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©:

    Strange bedfellows indeed, he cackled.
    ~

  2. Randall:

    Barack Obama has been married to the same woman, Michelle, for over 19 years.

  3. Dusty, hells most vocal bitch:

    Staff-banging serial adulterer That. IS. An. AWESOME. Phrase. Kudos TG, damn near spit coffee all over the laptop. ;-)

  4. Another Kiwi:

    Hey! All it needs is a slight adjustment. “Union of one man and as many women as he deems necessary, at different, but overlapping, times.

  5. Whale Chowder:

    I’m still waiting for the headline: “Gingrich Comes From Behind on Romney; Santorum Left Behind”

  6. Reamus:

    This is Disney World now, man, I mean WTF is THAT supposed to mean?…Newt was committed to great sex for Newt, got nothin to do with marriage unless he gets points for how many times he’s been—married that is.

    He’s the ultimate con man. Feel like I’m watching s play with seventy-six trombones in it.

  7. KrazyKid:

    Gingrich is so strongly committed that he just marries again and again and again and….

  8. knowdoubt:

    He did it to better serve his country….where are the medals for Pete sakes.

  9. SkinnyDennis:

    “recieved”?

    Can’t let you off the hook TG, with all those There Are No Editors posts.

    :0)

    Fair enough – I did not run the spell checker as I was running late to the class I am teaching this week. On presentations. And editing. — Tengrain (who is blushing)

  10. Mike Flugennock:

    Congratulations, Mr. Brown. You just broke the Goofy Meter.

  11. SkinnyDennis:

    TG
    I get that word right about halv the time.

  12. Axel Grease:

    he forgot to say all the wives made him a real patriot

  13. john Mruzik:

    Only ONE woman at a time.

  14. Tengrain:

    Actually, John, he had quite a lot of overlap (when the affairs started) in each instance.

    Rgds,

    TG

  15. Lefty Johnson:

    Wouldn’t that endorsement be equal to OJ Simpson being endorsed by the American Cutlery Association?

    And to Whale Chowder, ROFLMAO!!!

  16. Dimitrios:

    Brown doesn’t care that his NOM statement makes no sense — sense is a degraded commodity in Republican circles — he’s just trying to get his endorsement of the front-running underdog in early because he’s been told that Newt gives green stamps.