Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
The State of the Union Address is date rape?
- C*** rag says Chris Christie’s panties are in a wad. (Politico)
- The Creature endorses Newticles - Sweet Baby Jeebus! Fred Thompson is still alive? Who knew? (The Weekly Standard)
- Hubba-hubba! - Staff-banging serial adulterer Newticles led a protest against censorship of pornography. (Ironically, I find this consistent with Noot.) (TPM)
Sorry for my absence today, Scissorheads, but I was teaching the second day of a two-day workshop.
Highlight of my day: I made my students to a breathing exercise before presenting a brief 5-minute talk, you know to calm them down. So as they were all huffing and puffing, I couldn’t resist it and announced that it sounded like the best dirty phone call ever.
Tension broke and everyone’s presentation went well.
Rgds,
TG
I’m glad know passed out before hand
I like this The Noot
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Stephen Moore has been on Bill Maher’s show. Strange dude. Reminds me of a young Jerry Sandusky.
That titillated guffaw at :45 (when he said “date rape”) is about all I need to know about this ass-clown.
…and Ten, you’re brave to crack that kind of joke in class these days. I once told a class of college kids that I was their tester, and they were my testees. Some of them appreciated that more than others did!
Video: Did Stephen Moore just admit that he has to ply his “dates” with roofies to get them to sit beside him? If that is true, it is certainly understandable.
1). Mooselini knows a lot about saying things she will regret later, except that she is much too busy for regrets because she’s saying other things she will regret later, et cetera, et cetera, ad nauseam.
By the way, she has given the wad in her panties a name, it’s Todd.
2). If only these political dinosaurs would just lie down and let nature convert them into oil deposits.
3). Newticles isn’t actually a conservative or a liberal. He’s a dyed-in-the-scales opportunist.