Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
(The Cutline) – Bloomberg’s unused cover.
- Staff-banging serial adulterer Newt Gingrich is the common man. Newticles claims that his numerous staff-banging escapades makes him the more normal candidate than the other jackals in the 2012 Goat Rodeo. (Raw Story)
- Noot claims that by the end of his presidency that he will have a permanent moon base. (TPM)
- The man who spends more time thinking about gay sex than anyone else alive, Bryan Fischer, is thinking about gay sex again. Fischer tells us about his plan to lock up gays for having gay sex. I bet he twitches a lot. (American Family Association)
Bryan Fischer…nothing that a night of man loving can’t cure. If I had the money, I would hire people with cameras to follow this mook (and Santorum) around 24/7–and let them know it. Imagine both of them after months of being denied their secret pasttime. Talk about twitchy.
I’m with you, Pissed. I think one hour at The Mineshaft would have both of them singing a Judy Garland tribute at the piano bar.
Just sayin’
TG
“Staff-banging serial adulterer NEWT GINGRICH is the common man.”
JoeNewt the Plumb Her!JoeNewt Sexpack!Photo: You mean the Romney cover is only metaphorical? Shit, I thought Seamus had finally caught up with his old master.
1). Violating the sanctity of marriage will make the perpetrator more acceptable to Xian Xrazies who are always moaning about protecting marriage from the gays because … well because Neut has identified the biggest bunch of hypocrites in the entire country. (And why shouldn’t he … he’s one of them.)
2). I am predicting by the end of Neut’s FIRST term, earth will be desperately trying to populate the moon, because one more Republican president like the last one and the earth will be unfit for human habitation.
3). Spin is one thing, but hell, you can clearly see the vice marks from where Fischer bent the quotes he twisted beyond their original sense or meaning to suit his perverted opinions.