Pop Quiz!
A bill introduced in the Oklahoma Legislature: “No person or entity shall manufacture or knowingly sell food or any other product intended for human consumption which contains aborted human fetuses in the ingredients or which used aborted human fetuses in the research or development of any of the ingredients.”
“I don’t know if it is happening in Oklahoma, it may be, it may not be. What I am saying is that if it does happen then we are not going to allow it to manufacture here.”
–State Sen. Ralph Shortey, a Republican from Oklahoma City
I’m only guessing of course, but I think this gets filed under Stirring up the Mouth-breathing Paste-eating Xristian Xrazies. It must be Shortey’s re-election gambit, and I’m shocked that The Girl With The Far-Away Eyes One-L has not thought of this.
Anyway, it’s been a while since we had a Pop Quiz, so here we go: For 1 point counting towards your final exam tell a Dead Baby Joke in the comments.
(NPR)
Will this affect my Internet order for twelve bottles of Oklahoma Baby Shampoo?
It’s rendered from real Oklahoman babies.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because Obama blew her up with a drone strike.
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Aborted fetal tissue is used to culture pathogen reserves for some vaccines.
Disclosure – my son was harmed by his childhood vaccinations. So I bothered to learn what was in them.
What about the freedom to eat what I want? If they can make vaccines then who knows what other benefits might be lurking out there. what about Santorums, they’ve got one in a jar what about regulations and inspections… who knows what happened or if they still have it?
A dead baby walks into a bar…
much to the surprise of everyone.
ZOMBIE BABY!!!!!!!!
How do you make a dead baby float?
First you get some root beer…
Rgds,
TG
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
/I can do macabre
So that’s a job now? Making up laws for things that don’t happen? I’m going to have to start drafting laws about all those flying lions that may or may not exist. Oh, and I need get on top of designating all those protected Sasquatch crossings. People are cool with someone spending time drafting laws like this?
Hah hah and all them aliens coming down here looking for cheap and easy buttsecks have another think coming with my new Anti-Martian Buttsecks legislation
After this, it’s a safe bet that stacks of that divine cookbook, “To Serve Man,” will be piled, doused and set ablaze in town squares all across Gooperhoma.
A priest, a rabbi, and a dead baby walk into a bar.
When I was a boy the answer to How do you make a dead baby float was “Large rootbeer, two scoops of dead baby.” My sons got into the new round of dead baby jokes a few years ago and the new answer is “Take your foot off its neck.”
What does this change in answers tell us about “kids today”?
Maruda -
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Well, my parent were appalled with the whole concept (which we thought was very funny), so I suppose it is all on track. That said, none of our dead baby jokes ever were about killing the baby, so hmmm.
Rgds,
TG