Happy Hour News Briefs
Word salad, tossed fresh daily!
- Hey guys, remember that time that the Xristian Xrazies gave us the cock-blocking Purity Bear video, you know the one where the wanton teenage whore tries to seduce an innocent boy but is saved by a strange bear that tells him that “Look at me, I’m cuddly”? Me Neither!, but anyway, they are tickled pink by its success. (Liberty Counsel)
- Wingnuts are still seething over the Clenis:
- The Frothy Side of the Force - “In a new Star Wars game, the biggest threat to the empire may be homosexual activists! Hello, I’m Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council in Washington, D.C.” (Raw Story)
Well, batting 500 isn’t bad for the Reicht wing: we liberals and Democrats don’t like Newt Gingrich. But Fischer’s contention that HPV-induced cancers are caused by an emulation of Clinton ignores the legendary Protein Shakes served up by Newt’s Nuts and the ignorance spread by abstinance-only sex “education” foisted on our young people by Fischer’s ilk. Not that I’m dissing the Protein Shake; it’s obviously done wonders for Fischer’s hair…
I’m sure the manufacturer of the Star Wars game is quaking in his shoes. Assholes. I hope they continue to do this. Eventually the kids will leave of boredom.
Pissed -
Trust me: the light saber fights will be SUPERB!
Rgds,
TG
Who is Mr Pornstache that The Sarahinator is yammering to? If Nawt is gonna be crucified I hope he remembers to look on the bright side of life.
Video 1: Nobody wants to crucify Newticles, Mooselini, he’s far too visible already. If you’d suggested walling him up, like in “The Cask of Amontillado,” you might have something.
1). The only kids writing about the Purity Bear on their Facebook pages are the ones using it as a smokescreen so their parents don’t ask why a fifteen-minute ride from the theater takes two-and-a-half hours.
Video 2: If Xian Xrazies are dead set upon giving Bill Clinton credit for inventing the blow job, Big Dog is going to go down as American’s most-beloved president, all round the world.
2). If one can’t stop homophobes from beating up on gays — and it sometimes seems like we can’t — I much prefer them to beat up on virtual gays in video games.
Fecal Point.
Pornstache is John Stossel. He left broadcast journalism to join Fox News.
bryan fischer would be the ideal person to send to the moon first – without a space suit or golf clubs
um newt’s moon – all apologies to neil armstrong
Um, I will have to trust you about that one, Ten….not a gamer. I hope the game is so huge that the xtain kids buy it on the sly, love it, and begin to question if their parents are simply assholes or stupid assholes.