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“Introducing Mr. Spectacular, Rick Santorum!” Wait… What?
- Numbers - Guess what, fellow hobos? Maybe the flirtation that we did with electing GOPers is over? Americans want a Dim Congress over a GOP one by 47-41. Weepy can become the lobbyist he’s always wanted to be, fat, orange, and drunk. Oh, wait. (Fair Warning! It’s a PDF: MSNBC)
- The kids are gonna be OK - The incoming freshman of 2011 are trending liberal with 71% in favor of marriage equality, and 61% are pro-choice. The GOP has already lost, they are just thrashing around like dinosaurs in tar. (Bloomberg)
- Hits - Hey guys, remember that time when President Carebear tried to seduce to us, crooning in our ears Let’s Stay Together? Me Neither!, but it rocked Al Green’s classic make-out song to the top of the download charts with a 490% gain as 16,000 copies were downloaded. (Billboard)
That’s 27 seconds of my life I’ll never get back, and NOT ONE PANTY-FLASH.
I want my money back!