“Oh, two a day is my limit.”
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Dimitrios)
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Thanks, but since I’m going to get hit by a bus tomorrow, I’d just as soon have a banana.
Boris Karloff seduces Paul Rubens.
“Bet you can’t have just one.”
I mean fag, not bus.
Is this the affirmation mantra that secretly goes through Santorum’s mind every seven seconds?
I am in a community theater production of Brit Farceur Ray Cooney (‘le Fredeau anglais’) “Tom, Dick and Harry”, and we have to change ‘fags’ to ‘cigs’ as one character has smuggled over 400000 ‘fags’ through customs from Calais.
We tried it, and the local (Blue Ridge GA, motto “A more wretched hive of scum and villainy…”) just can’t get the brit slang. Also ‘piss off’ and ‘pissed’.
Priceless. If they ran that ad currently, I bet it would reduce smoking in some of those red states (or increase it?).