Beam Me Up, (Fla Gov) Scottie

Florida – - – - the Final Frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship, Teabag.
Its continuing mission: to nominate strange, evil candidates, to seek out new levels of insanity, to boldly destroy what no man has destroyed before.”

With only 3 days to the Florida primary – Swiss Bank Mitt is going all out to defeat Historian Newt

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OK – you aren’t a Massachusetts liberal

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I hope they spend eternity hating each other. You really cannot tell the difference -(except there must be a reason Newtebe had 3 wives and Mittokai had only one….)

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If I am president I will make sure everyone has the same gaydar I have

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When they found me they had no model to put me back together

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Someone has to have the 9-9-9 mantle

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хорошая ближняя политика We,  are still hoping she will run.

9 Responses to “Beam Me Up, (Fla Gov) Scottie”

  1. Ted:

    NIcely done. Thanks for the soiled memories. Ruining Star Trek like that….
    And I am surprised you didn’t use a picture of Harry Mudd surrounded by his “women” for Nootie.

  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©:

    Space Mittens is horny for your monies.
    ~

  3. moeman:

    Good stuff AG.

  4. Dimitrios:

    Mooselini is no “good neighbor,” she’s watching Uranus from her kitchen window.

  5. C Montgomery Burns:

    Does the looser get devoured by the winner?

    Now that’s good campaigning.

    He could gain their powers to win and turn the fleshy remains into a shaman, which then could be used to distract the populous from how much their being screwed as a republican once again loots the souls of the American electorate.

    Or not.

    Doesn’t matter.

  6. chrome agnomen:

    i actually recoiled when i scrolled down to ‘crazy eye’s’ picture. she may be starin’ at uranus, but she ain’t starin’ at mine.

  7. TheCunningRunt:

    Dude, yer killin’ me here. My childhood treasures defaced by present-day reality!

    Plus, I peed my pants. Are you happy now???

  8. Mike Flugennock:

    Your treatment of Bachmann is pricesless, man…

    “They found me in the wreckage… a lump of flesh…”

  9. jimbo123:

    Sarah can see the Romulan Empire from her porch?