Well, just give them that old-time religion, I guess. Oh, and a nubile altar boy.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
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Is that Keith Obermann on the left? This is truly scary on so many levels…
They didn’t happen to mention where, did they…?
I believe an “alter boy” is a castrato. An altar boy, on the other hand, is one who assists the priest, hopefully only at the altar.
Touch him? I think they ate him!
Contemporary photos show ‘The Ministers Quartet’ being approximately 500 pounds heavier.
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So they *do* go in for that touchy-feely crap.
Good point, Padre. I’m guessing the “touch him” offer is only good for boys who remain, um, intact.
I fixed it. Oops!
Rgds,
TG
D’ahh, man, this one’s been around forever – that is, in terms of “Internet time”.
Still, always worth a laff or twelve. I love those suits; they look as if the tailor needed a blowtorch to cut the material.