Bad Ads, cont.

Mr Burns 125

Well, just give them that old-time religion, I guess. Oh, and a nubile altar boy.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

8 Responses to “Bad Ads, cont.”

  1. Reamus:

    Is that Keith Obermann on the left? This is truly scary on so many levels…

  2. TheCunningRunt:

    They didn’t happen to mention where, did they…?

  3. Padre Mickey:

    I believe an “alter boy” is a castrato. An altar boy, on the other hand, is one who assists the priest, hopefully only at the altar.

  4. Dimitrios:

    Touch him? I think they ate him!

    Contemporary photos show ‘The Ministers Quartet’ being approximately 500 pounds heavier.

  5. Count Typo:

    Click HERE to find out when the boys are playing in a town near you!

  6. Randal Graves:

    So they *do* go in for that touchy-feely crap.

  7. Tengrain:

    Good point, Padre. I’m guessing the “touch him” offer is only good for boys who remain, um, intact.

    I fixed it. Oops!

    Rgds,

    TG

  8. Mike Flugennock:

    D’ahh, man, this one’s been around forever – that is, in terms of “Internet time”.

    Still, always worth a laff or twelve. I love those suits; they look as if the tailor needed a blowtorch to cut the material.