Describing Newt

Newticles?  Newtron?  Asshole? Lunatic?  How would you describe Newt?

Laffy asked her readers to describe him in a single word, and then she created a blunt (short video) from their responses.  Go watch.

VIDEO- BLUNT: Newt Gingrich, in a word

—TexBetsy

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15 Responses to “Describing Newt”

  1. Another Kiwi: January 30th, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    Delusional

  2. TheCunningRunt: January 30th, 2012 at 7:44 pm

    They missed “philanderer.”

  3. SkinnyDennis: January 30th, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    unbelievable

    You know who’s worse? All the complete dolts that support him.

  4. Dimitrios: January 30th, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    From “The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue; A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit, and Pickpocket Eloquence” by Francis Grose (see Project Gutenberg)

    Cacafeugo: a shite-fire, a furious braggadocio, or a bully huff.

  5. Bruce388: January 30th, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    Philanderturd.

  6. KrazyKid: January 31st, 2012 at 12:14 am

    Newt!

    As in “Gingrich the Newt” by The Austin Lounge Lizards. It was perfect back in 98 and it still applies.

  7. Zaius Nation: January 31st, 2012 at 1:20 am

    Moon Unit. (oh, wait… That’s two words.)

  8. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©: January 31st, 2012 at 5:21 am

    It takes a village two words:

    Pig Newton.
    ~

  9. zombie rotten mcdonald: January 31st, 2012 at 7:50 am

    Fucknozzle.

    Although if taken literally, perhaps that is more applicable to Callista.

  10. Lefty Johnson: January 31st, 2012 at 8:07 am

    Liar is a kind word for him. Fucknozzle is awesome though.

  11. Tengrain: January 31st, 2012 at 8:30 am

    Thunderdouche*

    Rgds,

    TG
    * Acknowledges DCMartin’s awesome “cock-juggling thunder cunt,” but I don’t use words like that.

  12. zombie rotten mcdonald: January 31st, 2012 at 8:47 am

    I also like Turdwaffle, but I reserve that one for Scott Walker.

    Compound words rock!

  13. Reamus: January 31st, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    Best word for Newt?….Zero.

  14. Whale Chowder: January 31st, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    Jackwagon.

  15. motocat: February 1st, 2012 at 10:40 am

    I’m not trying to suck up (so to speak) but the word Newticles is still my favorite.
    It says so much and still makes me giggle.