Happy Hour News Briefs
Miss Piggy whoops Fox News upside the head.
- Getting to know you – The Pew Research Center has looked at the evidence and determined something we all know: the more GOP voters see of the 2012 Goat Rodeo contestants, the more they dislike their choices. (Pew Research Center)
- Sunday Schooled - Staff-banging serial-adulterer Newt Gingrich attended a Baptist church yesterday and got schooled:
After the choir sang “Not Guilty” during the offering, the pastor spent part of his message listing a series of sins that some in the congregation may have committed: There are some in this room who have had abortions, he said. There are others who have pressured a woman to have abortions. There are some who have paid for them.
And then, the pastor dropped the conditional tense and immediately got every reporter’s attention: “Someone in here has broken up a family.”
Callista, it should be noted, wore her scarlet red suit.
- No shirt, no shoes, no service - A restaurant in Tennessee refused service to notable homophobic theocrat state Sen. Stacey Campfield, the man who sponsored the state’s “don’t say gay” bill, compared homosexuality to bestiality, and most recently told Michelangelo Signorile that it’s virtually impossible to spread HIV/AIDS through heterosexual sex. (Think Progress)
Video: So Glen Campbell isn’t dead, just his career?
1). Newt just might have the right idea. If he can become the “dark horse” candidate, he just might stand a chance.
2). Callista’s head spun around and she spewed copious quantities of a fetid green liquid, but everyone present was far too decorous to notice.
3). It’s still special treatment. Usually the cook just dips his weiner in your soup.
Video: Compared to Faux Noose, the Muppets are free from administrative manipulation, the Swedish Chef is more intelligible, and Beaker is, by far, more attractive.
So now, can anyone explain why I sat through a Glen Campbell video (shudder) looking for a Muppet reference?
I heart Miss Piggy.