New Feature Debut
Announcing a new feature: Never Laid Again which celebrates bad decisions, questionable taste, turn-offs, and other assorted reasons that someone might want to look back upon to determine why they never got laid again.
Send your tips to Tengrain AT Mockpaperscissors DOT com. Be sure to put Never Laid Again in the subject line!


I don’t suppose “wanted to improve the gene pool” will ever turnip.
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How is this different from my last Newt post?
I suppose the pizza aficionado could get lucky and contract one of those flesh-eating viruses from the tattoo needles.
Tengrain, this is a sickness with you, isn’t it?
Reamus -
Perhaps this counts as the subject of the second post?
At any rate, I think this is a rich vein to tap. Bad Ads will continue, but I think it needs some friends. Let’s see how it goes.
Tattoos, hairstyles, clothes… there so much here, and it is all superficial, well, it sees right up our alley, so to speak. “Things that delight and appall us” is after all, part of the Spitballer’s Creed.
Rgds,
TG
I think I see a face in that tatoo.
knowdoubt…id it Mother Teresa’s face or Jesus’?
This is going to be good! Can’t wait to see what you all come up with.
((Hugs))
Laura
The assumption here is these people were laid once.
Well duh. There’s no sausage on that pizza.
Make that two faces, it was a little blurry at first, but yes, definitely two.