They’re Creepy and they’re Ookie

in 1964 it was ABC vs. CBS for creepy television
47 years later it is even creepier

They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re altogether ooky,
The Gingrich Family.

Their 4 houses can’t remain mum .
With illegal maids, come to see ‘em
They really are a screa-um.
The Romney Family.

Neat
Sweet
Fascist

So get a witch’s shawl on.
A broomstick you can crawl on.
We’re gonna pay a call on
The GOP Candidates.

gingrich vs romney

This entry was posted on Sunday, February 5th, 2012 at 4:00 pm by Axel Grease and is filed under snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

4 Responses to “They’re Creepy and they’re Ookie”

  1. KarenZipdrive: February 5th, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    This wouldn’t be funny if either of these mongrels had even a slight chance of being elected. It makes me long for the days of almost respectable GOP candidates–like Mister Erectile Dysfunction, Bob Dole.

  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©: February 5th, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    I liked those telebision shows!
    ~

  3. Dimitrios: February 5th, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    Hey, KZ, don’t long too much, they’ve already “elected” one Electile Dysfunctional — twice.

  4. TheCunningRunt: February 5th, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    Pugsley is creepin’ me out, man…