Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
Frothy is nostalgic for coat hangers.
- But I’m not bitter -
HUNT: You are remaining above the fray. But you sat in, in almost a dozen debates with these people. You have a feel for them. Let me ask you this. Who is the more conservative of these four candidates left?
BACHMANN: I was. I was the perfect candidate.
(WaPo)
- True dat - Strangely orange-hued homunculus Weepy McDrunky:
“I’m presiding over an institution that was designed not to work.”
(TPM)
- Rulings - The California 9th Circuit is due to rule on Proposition 8 (the proposition that denied marriage equality to California’s LGBTQ citizens) tomorrow 10 AM Pacific. It will be appealed to the US Supreme Court at 10:01 AM Pacific. (Think Progress)
You have to admit she has a point, TG.
The whole thing is boringer and suckier without One L.
~
Thunder -
For a while there, I thought Baby Jeebus loved the Scissorheads most of all for giving us The Nut and Rick Perry.
Rgds,
TG
That Frothy spew just saved me the effort of making dinner – for some reason, I just lost my appetite.
List of institutions designed to work: strip joint, Unabomber.
Orange Man, is that your excuse for spending so much time on the golf course and in the bars? It’s your job to make it work, asshole. I remember when it did work. But that was when the parties were willing to work together and not focus on bringing down the President.
Oh yeah, how much of what Frothy just spewed about the Netherlands was pulled directly out of his ass?