Morning in America, er, Detroit
OK, I think this was a silly, overblown spot. At first I thought it was the opening of the Exorcist, or whatnot, but then it turns out to be some sort of metaphor for American Cars coming back from the dead oddly using football terminology. Whatevs!
But what I like about it is that it made heads all over Wingnuttia explode:
But better yet, Turdblossom of all people got his Depends in a twist:
“I was, frankly, offended by it,” said Karl Rove on Fox News Monday. “I’m a huge fan of Clint Eastwood, I thought it was an extremely well-done ad, but it is a sign of what happens when you have Chicago-style politics, and the president of the United States and his political minions are, in essence, using our tax dollars to buy corporate advertising.”
Wrong again, you traitorous CIA Agent-outting tool! The money loaned to Chrysler was paid back long ago. It should also be noted that the money loaned to Chyrsler came from Chimpy McStagger’s Administration.
(The Fixx)
I’m thinkin’ michelle drove a KKK car.
Looks like Turdblossom lost one more fantasy he used to masturbate to. Sad.
Turdblossom was offended? You think Valerie Plame was offended? I’m offended his pasty ass isn’t in prison.
The turdblossom offendering sealed the deal for me.
Of course, as Bruce said, he belongs in prison.
Thanks again for nothing, Obama and Holder.
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The “Unhistory,” to use Chomsky’s term, proffered by Shitflower is yet more proof that he’s a pathological, blood-sucking liar. He knows the truth, but speaking it would require a soul, which he plainly lacks.
Gawd I hate that motherfucker!
Hey! Chicago-style politics does not sell Detroit cars! We have our own corrupt system over here damn it.
And why do Republicans hate real Americans? Maybe if Clint was holding a bible and Toby Keith was playing in the background with some eagles shedding a tear…
i guess having one of their own – clint is repub – actually saying something other than socialist or the N* in the white house drives them crazy
The sooner we recognize THEY ARE CRAZY the better off we’ll all be.
Every Which Way But Truth:
Clint Eastwood stars as Philo Beddoe, a war-supporting, Republican-voting, Movie-starrin’ American who roams the high road making commercials for US auto makers and promoting renewed prosperity and the rebirth of Detroit.
But when Philo says things are getting better, he winds up as a Fellow Traveller with the widely despised President Clyde (characterized as an Orangutan by racist rivals). Philo is now hounded by villains such as Karl Rove who want to hunt him down for appearing to give a free ride to Clyde on the way to re-election. You won’t believe the action as they torture and twist reality Every Which Way But Truth in an attempt to discredit Philo.
Already open on a talk show near you.
Karl thinks now that Clint is old he has a chance in a fight. But, ‘Every man (or shit bespeckled turd blossom) has got to know his limitations…”