Lady parts to cause lay-offs at Staples?
Staples, which is the spawn of Willard and Bain as we are being frequently reminded, doesn’t like the Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby’s Obamacare, not one bit:
“Do you want [farming retailer] Tractor Supply to open stores or would you rather they take their capital and do what Obamacare and its 2,700 pages dictates – which is to open a lactation chamber at every single store that they have?”
–Tom Stemberg, co-founder of mega-office supply chain Staples
Lactation chambers are located in aisle three, next to the masturbatoriums, but I digress.
Anyway, it seems that Stemberg doesn’t like the idea of providing a private place for his employees to breastfeed, and perhaps he’s hinting that ladies with breasts and babies need not apply? Who knows, he’s a wingnut!



The mastubatorium will come to a sticky end
Guess I’ll stick to Office Max. I only buy legal pads, printer paper, and index cards.
correct me if I am wrong, but would not a chair in the existing toilet rooms make it comply as a lactation chamber?
I find it hard to believe that Tractor Supply is unable to afford a dozen or so chairs.
Beyond that, I also find it hard to believe that Tom up there isn’t lying about the whole thing.
Knowing how these chicken-shit war-hawk wackoids love everything military except having their own bodies in the line of fire, maybe all those lactation chambers need are a more macho sounding name, like for example, In-flight Refueling Stations.
Just wait until all the Feminazis attack in their Nursing Tanks.
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Every wingnut will need to be issued a personal wastebasket, thunder.
Where exactly does the term “lactation chamber” come from? It sounds like a $200K medical specialty unit, when all it needs to be is a comfortable corner (and please, not a hard, stinky bathroom with harsh, bright lighting) away from the main traffic flow. In fact, if the “Christian” Fundies would take their heads out of their asses, women could just go about their shopping with Baby happily suckling in a Snuggli or whatever. The only reason there’s a perceived need for a “chamber” is so that people who advocate Nuking brown people won’t have to be subjected to the horrors of Life as God Intended It.
Really, almost everywhere in the world women feed their babies when they are hungry, period.
Isn’t masturbatorium just a fancy word for bathroom?
Not sure what (if anything) this means, but in the last wk. I have twice seen women nursing children on public transit in Los Angeles. Never seen it done before, in 35+ yrs., & seldom seen in public in general.