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Petunia has a heart-on for Frothy.
- Secular Tyranny - Notorious money-grubbing hair helmet Willard Romney keeps talking about how the Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby Barack Obama is forcing birth control pills down the throats of nuns and virgins and whatnot, but fails to mention that he is an investor in the company that makes various forms of birth control. (Think Progress)
- Nepotism Inc. - Hey guys remember that time (yesterday? Yes.) that we told you about the $300M in earmarks that the no-earmark Congressional Republicans were sending home to their districts, and sometimes even to their own block? Me Neither!, but anyway it gets better: some of the money is going to businesses that employ their relatives. (WaPo)
- Global Warming - Hey guys, did you know that that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum won all three contests last night? It’s True! And did you know Frothy did that by being a global warming denier? It’s True! “I for one never bought the hoax,” Santorum said at the Colorado Energy Summit on Monday, claiming that climate change is “an absolute travesty of scientific research that was motivated by those who, in my opinion, saw this as an opportunity to create a panic and a crisis for government to be able to step in and even more greatly control your life.” Frothy is still out to get Copernicus! (Think Progress)
“an opportunity to create a panic and a crisis for government to be able to step in and even more greatly control your life.”
Sounds to me more like the Patriot Act and its successors. I’ll take scientific research over Congressional flapdoodle any day.
With all the loot Willard has amassed, and considering his 13.9% tax rate, are there be any companies he hasn’t invested in?
Video: Petunia has a brittle candy shell with a squishy nut center, I’d say she’s more like Reese’s Pieces than M & Ms.
1). These churches are interfering with God’s Self-given right to test His followers and see whether they will ‘do right’ or will ‘sin.’ Romney, on the other hand, is offering people the technology to do the ‘wrong thing,’ and for him to profit from their ‘sinful decisions’ like God intended.
2). If it weren’t for all that pesky accountability and transparency in Washington, they could just carry the swag home in a suitcase. Think of all the postage that would save.
3). Now that Frothy is at the head of the pack, no doubt Noot and Mittens are already cranking out attack ads which will inform the base all the dirt that the M$N should have already told them about the new flavor of the month.