Monumental, or at least mental

I love the pitch from fish-lipped past-his-sell-date ’80s teen hearthrob Kirk Cameron to get all of Wingnuttia to go see his movie, you know, several times and then start a movement. Look for it in the direct-to-DVD bins everywhere.

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9 Responses to “Monumental, or at least mental”

  1. Another Kiwi: February 9th, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    Kirk wants me to go to a theatre and push out a movement? Well OK, I guess. Will there plastic bags there or do we bring our own? And, you know, toilet paper?.

  2. Mr DeBakey: February 9th, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    See the trailer?
    How about live in the god damn thing!

  3. TheCunningRunt: February 9th, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    If I’m gonna push out a movement, his new reel better be two-ply.

  4. GRS: February 9th, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    “and then I’ll give you resources” … for the nominal fee of $19.99, but only if you act now!

  5. Chrison A. Crutch: February 9th, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    You know who else pushed out a movement, I know you do.

  6. Dimitrios: February 9th, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Using Mel Gibson’s promotional model, purchasers of a dozen tickets or more get a free Tombstone pizza.

  7. Perturbation: February 9th, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    What does he keep looking at off-camera to his right??

    Is it Ray Comfort deep-throating a banana? Very distracting.

  8. the angel of derth: February 11th, 2012 at 8:27 am

    p.s.

    i give suck jobs for meth…

  9. RWW: February 12th, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Why can’t he be content to be rapturized and spare the rest of us his “restored” America?