Joke-o-the-Day

A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walks into the bar at CPAC.

“What’ll it be, Mitt?,” asks the Bartender.

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6 Responses to “Joke-o-the-Day”

  1. Capt. Bat Guano: February 10th, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Comic genius.

  2. axel grease: February 10th, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    actually he was there to buy the bar and fire everyone so he could sell it off for a profit

  3. Another Kiwi: February 10th, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    Mitt would have his campaign team run the options past a focus group before deciding.

  4. Tengrain: February 10th, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    Kiwi -

    And he would hire his own laugh track to go with the joke.

    Rgds,

    TG

  5. Dimitrios: February 11th, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Don’t be ridiculous, the bartender would say no such thing. He would flap his arms across his chest and cry, “Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!”

  6. GRS: February 11th, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Mitt doesn’t drink. He’s just there for the karaoke.