Secrets from CPAC

Santorum Spread

Our secret agent at CPAC tells us this is the toast condiment of choice! Butter and jam it, Wingnuts!

(Secret Scissorheads everywhere send us stuff…)

This entry was posted on Friday, February 10th, 2012 at 8:07 pm by Tengrain and is filed under 2012 Goat Rodeo, Frothy. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

8 Responses to “Secrets from CPAC”

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©: February 10th, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    It’s on everyone’s lips.

    (At least, the lips of the people who matter™.)
    ~

  2. DRoseDARs: February 10th, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    You forgot to add the tag “Never Eating Nutella Again”

    RIP Nutella Palatability, 1946-2012

  3. moeman: February 11th, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Looks like spreadable, lubed-up fecal matter.

  4. Dimitrios: February 11th, 2012 at 11:58 am

    (adv)

    Even if you’ve so tight an ass that only porpoises can hear you fart,
    Santorum is the tupping mix of all the right people.

    Purge and surge with a splurge!

    Spread Santorum.

    (adv)

  5. TheCunningRunt: February 11th, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    Mmmmmmmmmmm… Frothy!

  6. Pissed in NYC: February 11th, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    I see the lad on the left is offering to make himself useful. So accomodating.

  7. Josh Stavrakoglou: February 23rd, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Omg you guys got my picture! Glad to make politics funny again! I carried that around for days!

  8. Tengrain: February 23rd, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    Josh -

    Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.

    That was a great stunt, thanks for sharing it with the world!

    Regards,

    Tengrain