Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
Sweet Jeebus, that’s the end of Twitter!
- That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum has vowed to never move to the center, which places him somewhere to the right of Torquemada. (Christian News Wire)
- The Wingnuts at World Net Daily want to impeach… Justice Ginsburg. Wait, what? (World Net Daily)
- Fox News contributor Liz Trotta says that women in the military should expect to be raped. Wait, what? (Think Progress)


