K-Lo’s dark moments of the soul…
…appear to happen at 4 AM; the Agnes of God DVD skips in the player and the Greatest Gregorian Chants offer no succor to lull her into sleep, so Our Lady of the Immaculate Cheesecake turns her twitching fingers to the keyboard of her 1990s era ThinkPad (with the rude red nubbin in the middle, the joystick which remains joyless for our Doyenne of Decency), and taps out a screed, a love letter, really, to her beloved: Rick Santorum.
Santorum has been conducting himself rather impressively in his moments of triumph and avoiding characteristic temptations. He is doing his best to keep the press from dismissing him as merely a “social-issues candidate.”
…which is why Frothy precedes every question asked of him with a long, rambling dissertation on Freedom before concluding that he would overturn Roe v. Wade and Marriage Equality in a heartbeat, least he be pigeonholed into being thought of as only a social conservative candidate. But more from Our Sister of Sarah Lee:
Romney remains the undramatic figure at the center of the primaries’ drama. Lack of enthusiasm for him has set it all in motion. Romney is trying to win the nomination by pulverizing his rivals. His hope is that enthusiasm will follow when he takes on Obama in the summer and fall. But his attacks on Santorum have been lame, perhaps because they are patently insincere.
Could it be that Virginity-Chose-Me K-Lo is looking for passion? That the woman most likely to be stamped Return to Sender, Package Unopened when she reaches the Pearly Gates yearns for excitement, the kind that others find a 4 AM only days away from St. Valentine’s Day?
What is it that K-Lo wants, what does she yearn for, ache for, long for during these dark and passionate moments of the soul?
…Tell conservatives what they will get out of a Romney presidency. Entitlements brought under budgetary control. A more market-oriented health-care system. Judges who know their place in the constitutional architecture. Fannie and Freddie extinguished. The defense budget protected. Tax reform, and tax relief for families… And Republicans, even the many who are well disposed to him, have been saying as loud as they can: It isn’t enough.
It never is enough, K-Lo, never, ever enough.
(The Blog at Poo Corner, the most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the information superhighway)
“Ward, is that Beaver Cleavage?”
Tried reading the original editorial, and not just Tengrain’s precise, which taught me that the invisible “h” in “Pooh Corner” REALLY isn’t a typo.
Romney is trying to win the nomination by pulverizing his rivals.
How do you pulverize a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter?
Dimitrios -
I told ya so!
Rgds,
TG
Virginity may have chosen K-Lo, but Ugly got to her first. Could be cause and effect.
Christ on a crutch, how fickle she is. Was it only four yrs. ago that Mittens’ dreamy “shoulders you could land a 747 on” were all that America needed?
Hey man, don’t be lumping in the swank of Gregorian chant in with *that*, you New Wave yahoo.
She’s on a steady diet of Santorum now.