The Morning Quote

Newt-and-Callista

“All I can promise you is that I believe [Callista] will quite happy tomorrow night. And we’re going to have a nice, little private – I think the first time in a while, we have a private dinner, and just hopefully exchange gifts and, you know, reconnect a little bit, but she’s uh –”

–Newticles on his St. Valentine’s Day plans.

Reconnect? Is that what Wingnuts call blow jobs?

(Fox News via Wonkette)

This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 at 9:07 am by Tengrain and is filed under 2012 Goat Rodeo, Adulterer, Newticles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

4 Responses to “The Morning Quote”

  1. Mac from Oregon: February 14th, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Sorry, just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  2. RWW: February 14th, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    We know what Newt means by “connect” when it comes to his womens. His Valentine comes with a huge bottle of Listerine.

  3. Dimitrios: February 14th, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    It could be worse. They could decide to “reconnect” at a public dinner.

  4. Badtux: February 15th, 2012 at 12:02 am

    But surely Newt never “connects” in that way with his wives, since, as a good Catholic, he believes every sperm is sacred and thus there is no birth control thus if he weren’t practicing celibacy he’d have 90 kids rather than 2, right? Right?!

    Or maybe it’s just his wife’s *oral* virginity that he’s taken… hrm…

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin