Bad Ads, cont.

time-to-fuck-watch

Hey, pal, your watch needs a new battery.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D, who is always on time.)

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14 Responses to “Bad Ads, cont.”

  1. moeman: February 23rd, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    Less than $50!

  2. SkinnyDennis: February 23rd, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    Crap, that was one of mine? Brilliant!

  3. Capt. Bat Guano: February 23rd, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    “Hey, pal, your watch needs a new battery.”

    Yeah, but it’s still right twice a day.

  4. Dimitrios: February 23rd, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    No doubt the owner will receive a battery concurrent with an assault.

  5. Flemmish Spy: February 24th, 2012 at 4:33 am

    I tried to get to know her, but she wouldn’t give me the time of day.

  6. Randal Graves: February 24th, 2012 at 7:06 am

    TIME TO FUCK is subtle? I’ve really been underplaying my hand.

  7. grs: February 24th, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Wow. You don’t just wear a classy watch like that everyday. Only special occasions like closing a big business deal or to church on Sundays.

  8. Matty Boy: February 24th, 2012 at 9:32 am

    And HE was never laid again.

  9. Bruce388: February 24th, 2012 at 10:49 am

    The perfect gift for Mother’s Day.

  10. PWL: February 24th, 2012 at 11:11 am

    Ah, the Axe Body Spray of its day….

  11. axel grease: February 24th, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    i thought it was always time to fuck

  12. Tengrain: February 24th, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    Axel -

    You must live in a better time zone than me. Sigh.

    Rgds,

    TG

  13. Another Kiwi: February 24th, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    I wonder about the mating chances of someone who has to be reminded by their watch about TTF.
    I read a story last week about Harpo Marx meeting Tallulah Bankhead for the first time. He was enormously excited since he had been star struck by her for years. The story goes that Bankhead said “Hi Harpo” and he said “Hi Miss Bankhead I’d really like to fuck you tonight.’ To which, she replied “And so you shall, you sweet old-fashioned boy, you”
    It may not have been Harpo and it may not even have happened.

  14. M. Bouffant: February 24th, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    Also.