The 2012 Goat Rodeo-ers in one word

Flesh-colored jawline John King actually asked the 2012 Goat Rodeo Contestants to sum themselves up in one word. This was an interesting interview gambit that Barbara Walters nearly always avoids, and has not been used since I was the editor of my middle school yearbook, but anyway, here are their replies:

  • Cranky centurion Goldbug: Consistency
  • Fetus-fondling theocrat Pope Sanctimonious I: Courage
  • Robotic magical panties enthusiast Willard: Resolute
  • Staff-banging serial adulterer Newticles: Cheerful

The other 3 dwarves were unavailable for comment.

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3 Responses to “The 2012 Goat Rodeo-ers in one word”

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©: February 23rd, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Merde.
    ~

  2. RWW: February 23rd, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Sociopath is one word applicable to all of them.

  3. Bruce388: February 24th, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Some columnist pointed out how none of them said “Presidential.”