The Morning Quote

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“The price of gasoline pales in comparison to the idea of [Iranian President Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad with nuclear weapons. Ahmadinejad having fissile material that he can give to Hezbollah, Hamas, and that they can bring into Latin America, and that they can potentially bring across the border into the United States to let off dirty bombs here — or more sophisticated bombs here.”

–Magical Panties Enthusiast Willard Romney

8 Responses to “The Morning Quote”

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©:

    Be afraid, America!

    Because you have not seen the fnords.
    ~

  2. Another Kiwi:

    Or he might give the fissile material to the Dolphins. And they’ll give it to the squirrels who will put it into YOUR CORNFLAKES!! Wake up ‘Merica!!

  3. jo6pac:

    I’ll be check under my bed tonite for sure;)

  4. Mac from Oregon:

    Since The GOP lost the last election, the nations appetite for Filboid Studge has dropped by 50%. Obviously a polling error. After all, you can’t get it now. And now body wants it either.

  5. Mike Flugennock:

    Ouch. My brain exploded.

  6. Mike Flugennock:

    Another Kiwi: February 23rd, 2012 at 10:42 am

    Or he might give the fissile material to the Dolphins…

    …who’ll trade it to the Jets for a couple of wide receivers and a warhead to be named later.

  7. RWW:

    Since The Free Market is both a desirable means and an end unto itself, “fissile material” should become a commodity bought and sold on open markets. That will solve any problem with who has it and what they do with it. Amiright?

  8. Reamus:

    WTF!!!! Who wrote that? Jackass