Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
(Reuters) “Willard, we found you an empty stadium to match your empty rhetoric!”
- Field of Dreams - Hey guys, remember that time when Willard gave a rally and nobody came to the empty stadium? Me Neither!, but anyway, his handlers are already blaming someone: his security team. (TPM)
- Just like the Oscars, but not - It’s the most fabulous awards ever, The Rotten Banana! Given to us by World Net Daily, it’s their list of, well, let’s let them describe them: “Sex, homosexual affairs, heavy drinking, gruesome violence and anti-human and anti-God themes – it’s all featured in the film receiving the Vile, Vulgar & Anti-Christian Award and dubbed Worst Ultimate Christian Bashing Movie of the Year.” Sounds like my kinda film festival! (World Net Daily)
- Lunchables - Notable pontificating poltroon Tony Perkins has got his panties in a bunch because of Michelle Obama’s healthy eating initiative, and even though it has been disproven time and again, he’s popping off that she is dictating what goes in the lunchbox of school kids. It must be pledge week in Wingnuttia. (Family Research Council)
It’s Friday night and I’ve had a few glasses of wine, so I clicked on the World Net Daily link. There’s a link on there asking if Rick Santorum is a threat to religious liberty. And the answer must be No. We’re free to believe what Rick believes.
Photo: “We can buy you a football stadium, Mitt, but you’re still not getting anywhere near the football.”
1). Baby Bear’s atrium was too small and Poppa Bear’s stadium was too big, but Mama Bear was out playing Bingo, so they had to hold their event at Poppa’s place, then throw the security team under the bus.
2). Nice to see Dr. Ted Baehr, sticking up for the good Christians attending the Westboro Baptist Church, who were the inspiration for the violent fundamentalists portrayed in Kevin Smith’s flick.
3). The winds of change must be causing quite a tempest in Tony Perkins’ little hate-filled teapot.
For someone billed as a three time sharpshooter (or whatever) that lady could not hit a movie screen at 10 paces because obviously she watches them with her eyes shut
Best. Movie. List. Ever.
Even without and mention of ‘Muppets’.
These guys can see the grandeur of renting a whole stadium for their event. They think, this is big place, we are great, and we are the powerful. They cannot understand why it is not full, why there is nobody there to listen to their insanity, or they don’t care. They like the grandeur of the stadium. Makes them feel powerful.
Theshasta1 -
Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.
Yeah, the Napolean Complex. Willard must be hung like a bee.
Regards,
Tengrain