It Doesn’t Matter What You Wear, Just As Long as You Are (not) There

romneystadium

If a tree (a nice tall one that is the right height) falls in a Michigan stadium…..
Mittens: ‘I think offering a free vaginal probe may not have been the best idea”
Mrs Mittens (whispering): “Willard, you know we own more Cadillacs than there are people here”

11 Responses to “It Doesn’t Matter What You Wear, Just As Long as You Are (not) There”

  1. RitZ:

    Do I see telepromters? The invitation must have said “no union members allowed”

  2. Mauigirl:

    Mittens is getting worse and worse…I’m really beginning to think he isn’t going to get nominated!

  3. Dimitrios:

    Great optics! rMoney’s “home” coming without all those pesky 99% lowlifes around breathing their air.

  4. TheCunningRunt:

    This looks like a perfectly good use of Willard’s treasure chest.

  5. RWW:

    I hope the stadium wasn’t built with public money and union labor. We don’t want Mittens to look like a hypocrite now do we?

  6. Bruce388:

    They needed a bigger stadium.

  7. Suzan:

    And I was surprised that he didn’t say Towne Cars.

    Everyone knows that Caddys are declasse.

    Love ya,

    S

  8. Matty Boy:

    Obviously, some un-American Democrat took that picture.

    But I repeat myself.

  9. RWW:

    There were 65,000 corporations sitting in those seats. What, you think they’re supposed to be visible?

  10. Abu Scooter:

    Now that the Lions are winning, Ford Field officials had to find someone else to fill their loser quota. Hence, Mittens.

  11. Joe the Philosopher:

    They say the place was so quiet that you could hear Romney fart.