If a tree (a nice tall one that is the right height) falls in a Michigan stadium…..
Mittens: ‘I think offering a free vaginal probe may not have been the best idea”
Mrs Mittens (whispering): “Willard, you know we own more Cadillacs than there are people here”
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Do I see telepromters? The invitation must have said “no union members allowed”
Mittens is getting worse and worse…I’m really beginning to think he isn’t going to get nominated!
Great optics! rMoney’s “home” coming without all those pesky 99% lowlifes around breathing their air.
This looks like a perfectly good use of Willard’s treasure chest.
I hope the stadium wasn’t built with public money and union labor. We don’t want Mittens to look like a hypocrite now do we?
They needed a bigger stadium.
And I was surprised that he didn’t say Towne Cars.
Everyone knows that Caddys are declasse.
Love ya,
S
Obviously, some un-American Democrat took that picture.
But I repeat myself.
There were 65,000 corporations sitting in those seats. What, you think they’re supposed to be visible?
Now that the Lions are winning, Ford Field officials had to find someone else to fill their loser quota. Hence, Mittens.
They say the place was so quiet that you could hear Romney fart.