Happy Hour News Briefs
News that will drive you to drink
- Snowe Mobile - Maine’s own yellow snow, er, Olympia Snowe announces that she will not run for re-election, and sad turtle Chinless Mitch’s chances to become the Senate Majority Leader look bleaker by the day. (Political Wire)
- Retractions (sort of) - “I wish I had that particular line back,” Santorum said Tuesday on Laura Ingraham’s radio show. That line, that Pope Frothy Sanctimonious I regrets? It was the one about barfing over JFK. I guess it didn’t play well with Catholics? Yes, we’ll go with that. (The Hill)
- Hater finds a friend (who also hates) - Notable theocrat scold Bryan Fischer has found a new BFF in Andy McCarthy, who says that it is time to halt all Muslim immigration:
In fact, I’ve always suggested it’s unfair to Muslims themselves to demand that they give up their most cherished beliefs and practices in order to live in the United States. It’s far better to let them stay in Muslim countries where they can continue to murder rape victims, vaginally mutilate young girls, burn churches, and execute apostates to their heart’s content without having to worry that such sacred Islamic practices will be frowned on by Christian neighbors and lawmakers.
…vaginally mutilate young girls…
Yeah, they’d never understand our good Christian traditions of forced birth, forced vaginal ultrasounds, shooting doctors we don’t agree with, poor-shaming and dragging ni****s behind our pickup trucks. Let ‘em stay home in their theocratic hellholes.
I loved Andy McCarthy in all those 80′s movies. Who knew the Guy from Mannequin was anti-Muslim…
1). Senator Snowe is leaving office to spend more time with her sanity.
2). Let me get this straight. Frothy isn’t questioning JFK’s religion, he is only questioning Kennedy’s religion as Frothy perceives it. Well, Frothy might not actually be crazy, Frothy insanity is just my way of recognizing crazy when I see it.
3). Pleading from a false presumption: “It is simply impossible for a devout Muslim to do any of these things [assimilation] since we are a Christian nation…” No, “we” are not, but a devout Muslim will indeed encounter difficulty, because there are so very few devout Christians here, especially amongst those most loudly claiming to be religious.
GRS -
I would love to believe that (my vendettas run deep), but that was not the same McCarthy.
Rgds,
TG
How do you know, Californistan? When’s the last time he actually appeared in a film?