News that will drive you to drink
- Snowe Mobile - Maine’s own yellow snow, er, Olympia Snowe announces that she will not run for re-election, and sad turtle Chinless Mitch’s chances to become the Senate Majority Leader look bleaker by the day. (Political Wire)
- Retractions (sort of) - “I wish I had that particular line back,” Santorum said Tuesday on Laura Ingraham’s radio show. That line, that Pope Frothy Sanctimonious I regrets? It was the one about barfing over JFK. I guess it didn’t play well with Catholics? Yes, we’ll go with that. (The Hill)
- Hater finds a friend (who also hates) - Notable theocrat scold Bryan Fischer has found a new BFF in Andy McCarthy, who says that it is time to halt all Muslim immigration:
In fact, I’ve always suggested it’s unfair to Muslims themselves to demand that they give up their most cherished beliefs and practices in order to live in the United States. It’s far better to let them stay in Muslim countries where they can continue to murder rape victims, vaginally mutilate young girls, burn churches, and execute apostates to their heart’s content without having to worry that such sacred Islamic practices will be frowned on by Christian neighbors and lawmakers.