Rhymes with Tucker
The sniggering 10-year old boys at The Daily Caller, you know, the failed pundit and frozen teevee dinner heir Tucker Carlson’s little vanity journalism project, have a running count of Rachel Maddow saying vaginal, not to mention a looping spank-bank tape of everyone’s favorite lesbian saying it…
There is no real explanation why they have this going on, but I imagine that those boys have needs.
Check out the comments at Daily Caller. It will remind of the second grade…
Hey, it was Virginian Republicans who brought up the concept to the enforced vaginal probe, what word would that little paste eater, Carlson, prefer Rachel used — front bum? Tucker Terra Incognita?
I think Tuckbag prefers Hoo-ha.
This is a good time to remind everyone How big a cobag Tucker Carlson is.
I see Cucker Farlson often – he lives in Palisades and gets sandwiches/coffee at the same place I do before work. I’ve had opportunities to run him down in the parking lot. Forgive me my complicity in his still shitting in your world, but I rev my engine then think of my wife and daughter and always decide he’s not worth my wasting in jail.
BDR -
Wise decision. Tucker’s just another bored 1%er who decided as his hobby he would try to be relevant, and he cannot figure out how. The Daily Caller is such a facile vanity project, whenever the news is slow I wander over there to see what the thumb-sucking Hungry Man Dinner heir is up do.
Rgds,
TG
With a creeparse like Mr Carlson, I think it helps to imagine the existential dread each and every morning, to find that you are still Tuckerbag.
BDR, zrm’s 3Bulls link also mentions close encounters of the wrong kind with Fucker Tarlson.
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Tucker the ass is a 12 year old…just a tall one. Not an active brain cell in their except the hormonal pones…ass hat
Favorite lesbian? Speak for yourself.
I, for one, would love a mash-up video of every time Rachel Maddow has cheered deliriously over military intervention in Libya, or the extrajudicial assassination of Osama Bin Laden, or complained about there being no parades for returning Iraq War vets, or made lame excuses for the historically historic healthcare corporate giveaway… uh, sorry, “reform” bill.
I wouldn’t try and do a video mashup of Rachel Maddow mentioning the NDAA, or Obama’s failure to close Gitmo, or his persecution of Bradley Manniing, or his obstruction of the prosecution of the Bush Mob. That mashup would be about four seconds long.
As for Tucker Carlson, I’m having a hard time getting excited about his latest escapade. In fact, I’d pretty much forgotten about that little pants weasel until this blog got all indignant about him. Yeah, so he reminds me of some of the Young Republicans at my old high school; so he’s an unctious little twit whose bowtie is obviously cutting off the blood supply to his brain; so he’s an annoying little pissant who was desperate to show us how cool he was by using Dave Brubeck for his theme music on CNN. So fuckin’ what, man?
To be honest with you, I think Rachel Maddow is just as annoying, in a lot of ways.